1 00:00:02,168 --> 00:00:05,258 ♪♪ 2 00:00:11,010 --> 00:00:14,930 ♪ Love ♪ 3 00:00:15,014 --> 00:00:18,774 ♪ exciting and new ♪ 4 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:22,732 ♪ come aboard ♪ 5 00:00:22,814 --> 00:00:26,614 ♪ we're expecting you ♪ 6 00:00:26,693 --> 00:00:30,913 ♪ and love ♪ 7 00:00:30,989 --> 00:00:34,779 ♪ life's sweetest reward ♪ 8 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:38,958 ♪ let it flow ♪ 9 00:00:39,038 --> 00:00:42,958 ♪ it floats back to you ♪ 10 00:00:43,042 --> 00:00:46,422 ♪ the love boat ♪ 11 00:00:46,504 --> 00:00:51,474 ♪ soon will be making another run ♪ 12 00:00:51,551 --> 00:00:54,761 ♪ the love boat ♪ 13 00:00:54,846 --> 00:00:59,176 ♪ promises something for everyone ♪ 14 00:00:59,267 --> 00:01:01,347 ♪ set a course for adventure ♪ 15 00:01:01,436 --> 00:01:07,776 ♪ your mind on a new romance ♪ 16 00:01:07,859 --> 00:01:11,149 ♪ and love ♪ 17 00:01:11,237 --> 00:01:15,237 ♪ won't hurt anymore ♪ 18 00:01:15,325 --> 00:01:19,155 ♪ it's an open smile ♪ 19 00:01:19,245 --> 00:01:23,495 ♪ on a friendly shore ♪ 20 00:01:23,583 --> 00:01:28,173 ♪ it's love ♪ 21 00:01:28,254 --> 00:01:34,224 ♪ welcome aboard, it's l-o-o-o-ove ♪ 22 00:01:38,515 --> 00:01:40,175 ♪♪ 23 00:01:50,318 --> 00:01:51,398 No, no, no, no. 24 00:01:51,486 --> 00:01:53,656 See, no. No. Look. 25 00:01:53,738 --> 00:01:56,028 Make -- make your moves more like this. 26 00:01:56,115 --> 00:01:58,905 One and two, three, four, five, 27 00:01:58,993 --> 00:02:00,543 six, seven, eight. 28 00:02:00,620 --> 00:02:03,250 Anything you say, darling. 29 00:02:03,331 --> 00:02:05,751 One and two, three, four, five, 30 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:07,384 six, seven, eight. -Look. 31 00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:09,710 Now, with me. -Okay. 32 00:02:09,796 --> 00:02:11,046 I don't believe it. 33 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:14,471 That tigress has become a real pussycat. 34 00:02:14,551 --> 00:02:17,051 Thanks to our favorite animal trainer. 35 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:22,427 Now the lift -- up, drop. 36 00:02:22,517 --> 00:02:23,847 Perfect. Now dance off to wardrobe. 37 00:02:23,935 --> 00:02:25,345 Right away, darling. 38 00:02:25,436 --> 00:02:27,936 Oh, there he is! 39 00:02:30,441 --> 00:02:32,741 Listen, everyone. I want you all to know 40 00:02:32,819 --> 00:02:34,779 that I have never, ever been this happy. 41 00:02:34,863 --> 00:02:37,783 And I owe it all to this wonderful man right here, 42 00:02:37,866 --> 00:02:39,696 Dr. Adam bricker. 43 00:02:39,784 --> 00:02:41,244 -Oh, Faye, please... -Ah, ah, ah. 44 00:02:41,327 --> 00:02:44,077 Now, Adam, this is my speech. And I haven't finished yet. 45 00:02:44,163 --> 00:02:45,253 [ Chuckles nervously ] 46 00:02:45,331 --> 00:02:47,421 I have an announcement to make. 47 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:49,630 Adam and I are gonna be married. 48 00:02:49,711 --> 00:02:50,881 Hmm? 49 00:02:50,962 --> 00:02:52,762 Well, off to wardrobe. 50 00:02:52,839 --> 00:02:55,219 Faye. Faye! 51 00:02:55,300 --> 00:02:57,090 -Doc, congratulations! -That's terrific! 52 00:02:57,176 --> 00:02:58,756 -I think that's great. -Yes, it is great. 53 00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:01,425 No. No, it's better than great. It's very good. 54 00:03:01,514 --> 00:03:02,934 Isn't that better? 55 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:06,596 Look, I'll say. Look. Think of the publicity on this. 56 00:03:06,686 --> 00:03:09,186 "Star finds seventh heaven and seventh husband..." 57 00:03:09,272 --> 00:03:10,942 -Uh-huh. -"...On the dream boat." 58 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:13,324 -It'll work. -Ho-- no, hold -- ho-- hold it. Hold it. 59 00:03:13,401 --> 00:03:15,781 E-E-Excuse me. Now, I'd -- don't get me wrong. 60 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:18,492 I think that Faye is a terrific lady and everything... 61 00:03:18,573 --> 00:03:21,783 -Ah! -...But I never asked her to marry me. 62 00:03:21,868 --> 00:03:23,288 -What? -As -- as a matter of fact, 63 00:03:23,369 --> 00:03:24,909 she never asked me to marry her. 64 00:03:24,996 --> 00:03:27,166 So this whole thing is -- is -- is very... 65 00:03:27,248 --> 00:03:28,748 No, I'd -- I'd better find her 66 00:03:28,833 --> 00:03:30,293 and just straighten this whole thing out. 67 00:03:30,376 --> 00:03:33,296 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 68 00:03:33,379 --> 00:03:34,959 Uh, look, uh, we understand how you feel. 69 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:36,168 Believe me. We do. 70 00:03:36,257 --> 00:03:37,507 But if you have to turn her down... 71 00:03:37,592 --> 00:03:38,932 Couldn't you wait till the movie's over? 72 00:03:39,010 --> 00:03:41,300 -No. -Yeah. You see, if Faye gets upset... 73 00:03:41,387 --> 00:03:42,927 -Then she'll be impossible. -I-Impossible? 74 00:03:43,014 --> 00:03:44,474 More than impossible, she'll walk. 75 00:03:44,557 --> 00:03:46,267 -And no Faye means... -No movie. 76 00:03:46,351 --> 00:03:47,941 -And no movie means... -No job for me! 77 00:03:48,019 --> 00:03:50,189 Oh, please, doc! Don't tell her yet! 78 00:03:50,271 --> 00:03:52,191 Arnold isn't the only one whose job is on the line. 79 00:03:52,273 --> 00:03:53,983 If I have to close down this movie, 80 00:03:54,067 --> 00:03:55,777 that means I'll have to fire the cameramen... 81 00:03:55,860 --> 00:03:57,360 -Makeup artists. -The grips. 82 00:03:57,445 --> 00:03:58,815 You see, these people have families. 83 00:03:58,905 --> 00:04:01,655 Okay, okay, okay. I guess I can wait. 84 00:04:01,741 --> 00:04:04,951 But just till you've finished filming. 85 00:04:05,036 --> 00:04:07,326 Thanks, doc. Thanks. 86 00:04:07,413 --> 00:04:09,003 We'll never forget this. 87 00:04:09,082 --> 00:04:11,462 ♪♪ 88 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:28,689 Am I wrong, or do I detect a little romance building 89 00:04:28,768 --> 00:04:29,728 between Johnny and Vicki? 90 00:04:29,811 --> 00:04:31,691 -Could be. -[ Chuckles ] 91 00:04:31,771 --> 00:04:34,021 You know, it's funny. Beginning of this cruise, 92 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:35,647 they could hardly stand each other... 93 00:04:35,733 --> 00:04:37,863 Well, you know how kids are today. 94 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:40,364 They move a lot faster than we did at their age. 95 00:04:40,446 --> 00:04:41,856 I guess. 96 00:04:41,948 --> 00:04:44,948 But, you know, faster doesn't always mean better. 97 00:04:50,581 --> 00:04:53,331 ♪ I am not such a clever one ♪ 98 00:04:53,418 --> 00:04:57,878 ♪ about the latest fads ♪ 99 00:04:57,964 --> 00:05:00,554 ♪ I admit I was never one ♪ 100 00:05:00,633 --> 00:05:04,893 ♪ adored by local lads ♪ 101 00:05:04,971 --> 00:05:07,021 ♪ not that I ever tried ♪ 102 00:05:07,098 --> 00:05:09,268 ♪ to be a Saint ♪ 103 00:05:13,187 --> 00:05:14,897 ♪ I'm the type ♪ 104 00:05:14,981 --> 00:05:19,241 ♪ that they classified as quaint ♪ 105 00:05:19,318 --> 00:05:21,028 Really? 106 00:05:22,655 --> 00:05:26,195 ♪ I'm old-fashioned ♪ 107 00:05:26,284 --> 00:05:30,254 ♪ I love the moonlight ♪ 108 00:05:30,329 --> 00:05:35,839 ♪ I love the old-fashioned things ♪ 109 00:05:37,670 --> 00:05:42,050 ♪ the sound of rain ♪ 110 00:05:42,133 --> 00:05:44,433 ♪ upon a windowpane ♪ 111 00:05:44,510 --> 00:05:45,640 Right. 112 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:47,720 ♪ The starry song ♪ 113 00:05:47,805 --> 00:05:51,265 ♪ that April sings ♪ 114 00:05:51,350 --> 00:05:54,230 Right. 115 00:05:54,312 --> 00:05:58,072 ♪ This year's fancies ♪ 116 00:05:58,149 --> 00:06:01,439 ♪ are passing fancies ♪ 117 00:06:01,527 --> 00:06:03,907 ♪ but sighing sighs ♪ 118 00:06:03,988 --> 00:06:06,068 ♪ holding hands ♪ 119 00:06:06,157 --> 00:06:12,157 ♪ these my heart understands ♪ 120 00:06:12,246 --> 00:06:16,286 ♪ I'm old-fashioned ♪ 121 00:06:16,375 --> 00:06:19,745 ♪ but I don't mind it ♪ 122 00:06:19,837 --> 00:06:23,667 ♪ it's how I long to be ♪ 123 00:06:23,758 --> 00:06:28,178 ♪ as long as you'll agree ♪ 124 00:06:28,262 --> 00:06:38,112 ♪ to stay old-fashioned with me ♪ 125 00:06:38,189 --> 00:06:41,029 ♪♪ 126 00:06:53,579 --> 00:06:56,499 Shelley: [ Singing scales ] 127 00:06:56,582 --> 00:06:59,002 La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la- la-la-la-la-la-la-la! 128 00:06:59,085 --> 00:07:00,795 Isaac, hurry this up before somebody comes down here. 129 00:07:00,878 --> 00:07:02,208 [ Humming ] 130 00:07:02,296 --> 00:07:04,006 Are you sure this is gonna work? 131 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:07,010 Relax. Now, I know what I'm doing. 132 00:07:07,093 --> 00:07:09,393 [ Static, warbling ] 133 00:07:12,723 --> 00:07:14,483 And now, from the fabulous purser's lobby, 134 00:07:14,559 --> 00:07:15,939 overlooking the beautiful, blue pacific, 135 00:07:16,018 --> 00:07:17,648 we bring you the scintillating stylings 136 00:07:17,728 --> 00:07:20,518 of the great star of the future miss shelley rush, 137 00:07:20,606 --> 00:07:23,856 who will ask the musical question "fine and dandy." 138 00:07:23,943 --> 00:07:26,363 Shelley: ♪ gee, it's all fine and dandy ♪ 139 00:07:26,445 --> 00:07:28,695 ♪ sugar candy when I'm with you ♪ 140 00:07:28,781 --> 00:07:31,161 ♪ then I only see the funny side ♪ 141 00:07:31,242 --> 00:07:33,372 ♪ even trouble has a sunny side ♪ 142 00:07:33,452 --> 00:07:35,832 ♪ when you're gone, sugar candy ♪ 143 00:07:35,913 --> 00:07:38,543 [ Electricity crackles ] Aah! 144 00:07:38,624 --> 00:07:40,634 I think we've been disconnected. 145 00:07:47,508 --> 00:07:50,548 Buenos tardes, and welcome to fabulous acapulco. 146 00:07:50,636 --> 00:07:52,346 It's a sunny 83 degrees 147 00:07:52,430 --> 00:07:55,020 and a perfect day to enjoy all this glamorous seaport 148 00:07:55,099 --> 00:07:58,019 has to offer, from windsurfing to bargain hunting. 149 00:07:58,102 --> 00:07:59,442 There are plenty of happy memories 150 00:07:59,520 --> 00:08:00,900 awaiting you in acapulco. 151 00:08:00,980 --> 00:08:04,530 So don't forget your cameras. Bien tiempo! 152 00:08:19,707 --> 00:08:21,417 -Excuse me, sir? -Yes? 153 00:08:21,500 --> 00:08:24,300 Is it okay with you if I go into town this afternoon? 154 00:08:24,378 --> 00:08:26,258 Marty needs some props for his movie, 155 00:08:26,339 --> 00:08:27,549 and I know where to find them. 156 00:08:27,632 --> 00:08:29,882 Sure. Go right ahead. I wish I could go. 157 00:08:29,967 --> 00:08:31,717 -Well, you have my permission. -[ Chuckles ] 158 00:08:31,802 --> 00:08:33,512 Thank you, sir. 159 00:08:35,848 --> 00:08:38,428 There something else? 160 00:08:38,517 --> 00:08:39,937 Well, if you've got a minute, 161 00:08:40,019 --> 00:08:42,559 I'd kind of like to talk to you about something. 162 00:08:42,647 --> 00:08:44,357 Marty? 163 00:08:47,985 --> 00:08:51,105 I noticed you were becoming fond of him. 164 00:08:51,197 --> 00:08:54,277 I really don't know what to do. 165 00:08:54,367 --> 00:08:57,657 I'm feeling the same feelings for Marty I felt for Jack. 166 00:08:57,745 --> 00:09:00,455 It scares me. 167 00:09:00,539 --> 00:09:02,919 Feelings are nothing to be afraid of, Julie. 168 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:06,460 They are if you don't understand them. 169 00:09:06,545 --> 00:09:08,965 I don't know if I'm falling in love with Marty 170 00:09:09,048 --> 00:09:11,758 or just reliving my love for Jack. 171 00:09:11,842 --> 00:09:13,802 Give yourself time. 172 00:09:13,886 --> 00:09:15,636 I'm sure you'll figure it out. 173 00:09:15,721 --> 00:09:19,431 I hope so. 174 00:09:19,517 --> 00:09:21,097 Can I give you a little friendly advice? 175 00:09:21,185 --> 00:09:23,095 Oh, please. 176 00:09:23,187 --> 00:09:27,897 When you do know how you feel, act on it. 177 00:09:27,984 --> 00:09:31,744 As I remember, you lost Jack because you were indecisive. 178 00:09:31,821 --> 00:09:35,781 Well, I'm not going to be indecisive this time. 179 00:09:35,866 --> 00:09:38,326 Am I? 180 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:40,331 Thank you. 181 00:09:45,084 --> 00:09:47,464 That's -- that's not enough, Johnny. 182 00:09:47,545 --> 00:09:49,505 I need anger. 183 00:09:49,588 --> 00:09:51,168 Anger! 184 00:09:51,257 --> 00:09:52,837 Remember, you've run away from your father 185 00:09:52,925 --> 00:09:54,635 because he doesn't want you in show business. 186 00:09:54,719 --> 00:09:56,849 And now you think Faye is double-crossing you 187 00:09:56,929 --> 00:09:58,509 to keep you out of the show. 188 00:09:58,597 --> 00:10:00,727 You're furious. Furious! 189 00:10:00,808 --> 00:10:01,978 Do you understand? 190 00:10:02,059 --> 00:10:03,559 Okay. All right, son. 191 00:10:03,644 --> 00:10:05,654 Let's, uh... Let's try it again. 192 00:10:05,730 --> 00:10:06,730 Let's have a rehearsal. 193 00:10:08,899 --> 00:10:11,029 And action! 194 00:10:11,110 --> 00:10:12,700 Oh, Tommy. Listen to me. 195 00:10:12,778 --> 00:10:15,238 I -- I can explain everything. 196 00:10:15,323 --> 00:10:16,533 Why -- why should I listen to you? 197 00:10:16,615 --> 00:10:18,195 You've done nothin' but lie to me. 198 00:10:18,284 --> 00:10:20,334 Just do me a favor -- stay out of my life. 199 00:10:20,411 --> 00:10:22,251 I never want to see you again. 200 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:28,749 Okay. Uh, let's take a short break. 201 00:10:28,836 --> 00:10:31,206 Short break! 202 00:10:31,297 --> 00:10:34,087 Johnny wasn't very convincing, was he? 203 00:10:34,175 --> 00:10:35,505 Not like he is when he sings. 204 00:10:35,593 --> 00:10:37,053 Yeah, well, I guess the difference is 205 00:10:37,136 --> 00:10:40,006 singing comes naturally to him; Acting doesn't. 206 00:10:40,097 --> 00:10:42,267 Well, maybe we can change that. 207 00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:43,810 You mind if I try something? 208 00:10:44,852 --> 00:10:49,072 Oh, my god, am I in trouble. 209 00:10:49,148 --> 00:10:51,228 [ Sighs ] What does Bennett want from me? 210 00:10:51,317 --> 00:10:52,737 I'm doin' my best. 211 00:10:52,818 --> 00:10:56,988 Well, if that was your best, I'd had to see your worst. 212 00:10:57,073 --> 00:10:58,573 You think acting's easy? 213 00:10:58,657 --> 00:11:00,527 Oh, is that what you call what you were doing? 214 00:11:00,618 --> 00:11:02,078 I never would've guessed. 215 00:11:02,161 --> 00:11:04,461 Since when did you become a big drama critic, huh? 216 00:11:04,538 --> 00:11:05,288 Oh, come on, Johnny. 217 00:11:05,373 --> 00:11:07,423 I know lousy acting when I see it. 218 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:08,880 You can't act to save your life. 219 00:11:08,959 --> 00:11:11,629 -Oh, yeah? -Yeah! 220 00:11:11,712 --> 00:11:14,222 -Everybody settle down. -Settle down, everybody! 221 00:11:14,298 --> 00:11:15,588 All right, everybody. We're gonna shoot this one. 222 00:11:15,674 --> 00:11:16,884 Faye? 223 00:11:17,718 --> 00:11:20,218 Roll 'em. 224 00:11:20,304 --> 00:11:21,394 Action! -Oh, Tommy. 225 00:11:21,472 --> 00:11:23,432 Listen to me. I can explain everything. 226 00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:24,636 Why should I listen to you? 227 00:11:24,725 --> 00:11:26,095 You've done nothin' but lie to me. 228 00:11:26,185 --> 00:11:27,595 Do me a favor -- stay out of my life. 229 00:11:27,686 --> 00:11:29,306 I never want to see you again. 230 00:11:29,397 --> 00:11:30,477 Cut! Print! 231 00:11:30,564 --> 00:11:31,944 [ Murmuring ] 232 00:11:32,024 --> 00:11:33,444 Excellent! -Johnny, that's just marvelous. 233 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,066 Excellent! 234 00:11:35,152 --> 00:11:37,782 Oh, Johnny, w-w-where did you find 235 00:11:37,863 --> 00:11:39,493 all this wonderful anger all of a sudden? 236 00:11:39,573 --> 00:11:42,033 Uh, I don't know. 237 00:11:44,453 --> 00:11:46,873 Or maybe I do. 238 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:06,432 ♪♪ 239 00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:09,147 Guys, you did your best. 240 00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:11,478 I'm sorry our best wasn't good enough. 241 00:12:11,564 --> 00:12:15,324 You know, Isaac, maybe we shouldn't have been so tricky. 242 00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:17,491 You're right. When you've got a great product to sell, 243 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:19,530 you don't need deceptive advertising. 244 00:12:19,613 --> 00:12:20,823 This was our fault. 245 00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:23,906 We should've used the direct approach. 246 00:12:27,580 --> 00:12:28,830 Maybe it's not too late. 247 00:12:28,914 --> 00:12:30,334 Come on, gopher. 248 00:12:30,416 --> 00:12:31,376 I'm a happy man. 249 00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:33,289 Sound like a happy director. 250 00:12:33,377 --> 00:12:34,667 [ Both chuckle ] 251 00:12:34,753 --> 00:12:36,463 -Evening, gentlemen. -Whoops! 252 00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:37,837 -No, please, please... -Please, gentlemen. 253 00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:39,973 We've just come over to apologize. 254 00:12:40,050 --> 00:12:42,180 Yeah. We have been a pain in the neck. 255 00:12:42,261 --> 00:12:43,851 And we're very sorry, really. 256 00:12:43,929 --> 00:12:46,349 Hey, I'm sorry you been a pain in the neck too. 257 00:12:46,432 --> 00:12:49,022 Yes. And just because we've been a pain in the neck 258 00:12:49,101 --> 00:12:50,521 doesn't mean that shelley isn't 259 00:12:50,603 --> 00:12:53,193 the most talented, beautiful girl on the ship. 260 00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:56,322 And if you guys will just listen to her, just once... 261 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:58,070 -Just once. -Really. 262 00:12:58,152 --> 00:13:01,492 We'll never bother you again. 263 00:13:01,572 --> 00:13:04,032 Promise. 264 00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:06,366 You know, it's [Clears throat] 265 00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:09,212 Almost worth it just for that alone. 266 00:13:09,288 --> 00:13:12,248 Hmm. Yeah, I see what you mean. 267 00:13:12,333 --> 00:13:15,753 You know, gopher did give us pretty nice cabins. 268 00:13:15,836 --> 00:13:18,206 -Yeah, and, um... -Isaac. 269 00:13:18,297 --> 00:13:22,007 Yes, Isaac, uh, makes a nice Margarita. 270 00:13:23,427 --> 00:13:24,717 -One song. -All right! 271 00:13:24,803 --> 00:13:25,803 -Hey! -Okay. Thank you. 272 00:13:25,888 --> 00:13:28,848 -Thank you very much. -Won't regret it. 'Scuse us. 273 00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:30,733 Shelley, they want to hear you sing. 274 00:13:30,809 --> 00:13:31,889 -Really? -Yes, really. 275 00:13:31,977 --> 00:13:33,397 Okay, go get 'em. 276 00:13:33,479 --> 00:13:35,189 And this time, just keep it simple, okay? 277 00:13:35,272 --> 00:13:36,732 Okay, okay. 278 00:13:36,815 --> 00:13:37,725 Gopher: Uh, ladies and gentlemen, 279 00:13:37,816 --> 00:13:40,946 you are in for a treat -- miss shelley rush. 280 00:13:41,028 --> 00:13:46,948 [ Piano plays softly ] 281 00:13:47,034 --> 00:13:51,414 ♪ Please forgive this platitude ♪ 282 00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:55,997 ♪ but I like your attitude ♪ 283 00:13:56,085 --> 00:14:02,925 ♪ you are just the kind I had in mind ♪ 284 00:14:03,008 --> 00:14:08,598 ♪ never could find ♪ 285 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:13,561 ♪ honey, I'm so keen on you ♪ 286 00:14:13,644 --> 00:14:19,114 ♪ I could come to lean on you ♪ 287 00:14:19,191 --> 00:14:23,241 ♪ honor and obey ♪ 288 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:28,780 ♪ give you your way ♪ 289 00:14:28,867 --> 00:14:34,997 ♪ do what you say ♪ 290 00:14:39,670 --> 00:14:44,760 ♪ gee, it's all ♪ 291 00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:51,885 ♪ fine and dandy ♪ 292 00:14:52,891 --> 00:14:58,981 ♪ sugar candy ♪ 293 00:14:59,064 --> 00:15:06,704 ♪ when I'm with you ♪ 294 00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:18,250 ♪ then I only see the sunny side ♪ 295 00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:32,891 ♪ even trouble has its funny side ♪ 296 00:15:33,891 --> 00:15:39,901 ♪ when you're gone ♪ 297 00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:46,860 ♪ my sugar candy ♪ 298 00:15:46,945 --> 00:15:53,695 ♪ I get so lonesome ♪ 299 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:59,876 ♪ I get so blue ♪ 300 00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:06,048 ♪ but when you're handy ♪ 301 00:16:06,131 --> 00:16:14,891 ♪ it's fine and dandy ♪ 302 00:16:14,973 --> 00:16:20,523 ♪ but when you're gone ♪ 303 00:16:20,604 --> 00:16:29,784 ♪ what c-a-a-an i-i-i-i-i 304 00:16:29,863 --> 00:16:41,923 d-o-o-o-o-o-o? ♪ 305 00:16:42,000 --> 00:16:46,420 [ Applause ] -Wonderful! 306 00:16:46,505 --> 00:16:48,045 Where have you been hiding this girl? 307 00:16:48,132 --> 00:16:50,262 I think we can find a place for you in "dreamboat," 308 00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:51,262 don't you, Bennett? -Find a place? 309 00:16:51,343 --> 00:16:52,433 I've already got one picked out. 310 00:16:52,511 --> 00:16:54,221 Uh, guys, guys, guys. Wait a minute, wait a minute. 311 00:16:54,304 --> 00:16:55,604 We got to talk some terms here. 312 00:16:55,681 --> 00:16:57,431 We got to have our name above the title. 313 00:16:57,516 --> 00:17:00,806 We got to have a dressing room with f-- 314 00:17:00,894 --> 00:17:03,404 what gopher means is, uh, thank you very much. 315 00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,443 You're welcome. 316 00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:09,776 You know, Angela, watching a motion picture 317 00:17:09,862 --> 00:17:13,282 actually being made is a fascinating experience. 318 00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:15,655 Have you ever had any regrets about giving up your career? 319 00:17:15,743 --> 00:17:16,793 Never. 320 00:17:16,869 --> 00:17:18,579 Oh, well, that's not quite true. 321 00:17:18,662 --> 00:17:20,912 Any actress who sees one of her old movies 322 00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:23,288 always thinks she could've done it a touch better. 323 00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:25,835 And I had to bring up Johnny by myself. 324 00:17:25,919 --> 00:17:27,339 What happened to his father? 325 00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:28,801 Oh, he left us when Johnny was 3. 326 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:30,671 We've never heard from him again. 327 00:17:30,758 --> 00:17:32,128 That's terrible. 328 00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:34,337 You gave up your career for him? 329 00:17:34,428 --> 00:17:36,638 Well, I didn't give it up for him. 330 00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:40,482 I -- I gave it up for me because I adored him. 331 00:17:40,559 --> 00:17:43,019 There is a difference. 332 00:17:43,103 --> 00:17:46,823 Yes. I suppose there is. 333 00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:53,319 Tell me, have you adored anyone since? 334 00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:55,155 No. 335 00:17:57,785 --> 00:17:59,655 Do you have any suggestions? 336 00:18:12,090 --> 00:18:13,680 We hope you enjoyed your stay 337 00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:15,219 in acapulco, ladies and gentlemen. 338 00:18:15,302 --> 00:18:17,352 Tomorrow, the motion picture company will be filming 339 00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:19,809 more scenes from its exciting musical, "dreamboat." 340 00:18:19,890 --> 00:18:21,180 And they again will be using 341 00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:23,306 the ship's passengers as volunteer extras. 342 00:18:23,393 --> 00:18:25,233 If you want to be in the movie, now's your chance. 343 00:18:25,312 --> 00:18:27,522 But please, don't have your agents call us. 344 00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:29,356 [ Knock on door ] -'Scuse me, darling. 345 00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:31,781 -Of course. -I'm coming! 346 00:18:33,111 --> 00:18:34,491 I brought you these changes, miss marsh, 347 00:18:34,571 --> 00:18:36,201 for your, uh, big number "I'm still in this race." 348 00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:37,411 -Fine. -I better stay 349 00:18:37,491 --> 00:18:39,371 while you, uh, read it over. All right? 350 00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:42,501 Hi, doc! -Arnold. 351 00:18:42,579 --> 00:18:44,249 "And I can do more than spout, 352 00:18:44,331 --> 00:18:46,211 I may be down but not out." 353 00:18:46,291 --> 00:18:48,041 Oh, that's much better. -I think that's good, too. 354 00:18:48,126 --> 00:18:49,036 -Good night, Arnold. -All right, now, remember -- 355 00:18:49,127 --> 00:18:51,757 tomorrow your call is at 6:30 in the morning. 356 00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:53,049 I won't forget. Good night, Arnold. 357 00:18:53,131 --> 00:18:55,181 Do not forget, it's 6:30 ante meridian. 358 00:18:55,259 --> 00:18:57,889 I have been able to tell time since the age of 3. 359 00:18:57,970 --> 00:18:59,050 Good night, Arnold! -Oh. 360 00:18:59,137 --> 00:19:00,717 All right. Good night. -[ Groans ] 361 00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:03,226 Remember, that's 6:30, dear. 362 00:19:03,308 --> 00:19:06,228 You know, just because I'm a movie star 363 00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:08,191 they all treat me as if I were a child. 364 00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:12,032 Well, you look like a grown woman to me. 365 00:19:12,109 --> 00:19:16,529 Well, you realize that, darling. That's why I adore you. 366 00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:18,073 I am an adult. 367 00:19:18,156 --> 00:19:20,446 And I want to be treated as such. 368 00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:23,254 Good, because I have something to tell you. 369 00:19:23,328 --> 00:19:25,078 -Hmm? -Adult to adult. 370 00:19:25,163 --> 00:19:27,753 Faye, I want you to know that I -- 371 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,883 you must know that I do care for you. 372 00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,500 -Mm. -But I just feel 373 00:19:32,588 --> 00:19:34,088 that we haven't had enough time 374 00:19:34,173 --> 00:19:36,763 to really get to know one another. 375 00:19:36,842 --> 00:19:38,972 -No. -So, I'm sorry, 376 00:19:39,052 --> 00:19:43,772 but I'm really not ready to marry you right now. 377 00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:46,439 Right now. Now. 378 00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:50,188 [ Both laugh ] 379 00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:51,822 I don't think I heard you right. 380 00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:54,899 Oh, Faye. You're a sensational woman. 381 00:19:54,985 --> 00:19:56,895 But marriage at this time... 382 00:19:56,987 --> 00:20:00,117 Nobody dumps Faye marsh. 383 00:20:00,198 --> 00:20:03,078 Oh, I wouldn't dream of dumping you, Faye. 384 00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,830 I'm just talking postponement. 385 00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:07,832 Nobody postpones fay marsh. 386 00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:10,325 -Easy, easy. [ Glass shatters ] 387 00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:12,497 Hey, now, Faye, that's your good luggage! Faye! 388 00:20:12,586 --> 00:20:13,586 -Get out! -Oh! Faye! 389 00:20:13,670 --> 00:20:15,130 Get out of here! 390 00:20:15,213 --> 00:20:16,973 Faye, remember, you're the one 391 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,629 who wanted to talk adult-to-adult. 392 00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:21,887 I am gonna bounce this right off your adult skull! 393 00:20:30,270 --> 00:20:33,020 Here, I don't want to break up the set! 394 00:20:33,106 --> 00:20:35,606 And I'm through with that lousy picture! 395 00:20:35,692 --> 00:20:38,532 ♪♪ 396 00:20:43,075 --> 00:20:44,655 -Marty, hi! -Julie. 397 00:20:44,743 --> 00:20:46,623 Wait till you see what I bought today. 398 00:20:46,703 --> 00:20:49,003 This is the first time I ever went shopping for movie props. 399 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,671 I hope I got what you wanted. 400 00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:52,829 Yeah, well, you couldn't have bought more beautiful flowers. 401 00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:54,338 They're artificial. 402 00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:56,459 Oh, uh, it's okay. I have a cold. 403 00:20:56,546 --> 00:20:57,836 [ Chuckles ] 404 00:20:57,923 --> 00:20:59,423 -Did you get the ring? -Yes. 405 00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:03,598 I found a really cute little Mexican souvenir ring. 406 00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:04,639 Perfect. 407 00:21:04,721 --> 00:21:06,891 -That what you wanted? -Ooh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 408 00:21:06,974 --> 00:21:08,734 Yeah, how 'bout the pillow? 409 00:21:10,602 --> 00:21:11,852 Good, good. -Okay? 410 00:21:11,937 --> 00:21:13,187 Oh, yeah. Yeah, this is fine. 411 00:21:13,271 --> 00:21:15,481 Now, you, uh, you sit right here. 412 00:21:15,565 --> 00:21:16,815 -Okay. -Okay. 413 00:21:16,900 --> 00:21:18,360 These props are very important 414 00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:21,033 because they are for a big scene. 415 00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:23,203 You see, first the leading man 416 00:21:23,281 --> 00:21:26,201 gives the leading lady the flowers. 417 00:21:26,284 --> 00:21:29,664 Then he kneels on this pillow. 418 00:21:29,746 --> 00:21:34,206 And he asks her to marry him because he loves her very much. 419 00:21:34,292 --> 00:21:36,672 What does she say? 420 00:21:36,753 --> 00:21:39,093 Well, we haven't written the script that far yet. 421 00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:44,763 Julie, the answer's up to you. 422 00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:47,175 I want you to be the leading lady of my life. 423 00:21:49,349 --> 00:21:51,349 Marty, how can you do this to me? 424 00:21:53,812 --> 00:21:55,772 I say somethin' wrong? [ Chuckles ] 425 00:21:55,856 --> 00:21:58,726 Well, I'm not prepared for this. 426 00:21:58,817 --> 00:22:01,737 You send me into town to buy props for your movie... 427 00:22:01,820 --> 00:22:03,280 -Well, uh, I mean... -And now you want to go -- 428 00:22:03,363 --> 00:22:05,413 this may be a make-believe prop, this -- this little ring, 429 00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:09,240 but -- but the proposal... 430 00:22:09,327 --> 00:22:11,077 That's real. 431 00:22:25,886 --> 00:22:28,926 I don't know how this movie ends, 432 00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:32,434 but the middle is certainly very exciting. 433 00:22:41,693 --> 00:22:44,863 "The love boat" will continue in a moment. 434 00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:59,920 ♪♪ 435 00:23:00,003 --> 00:23:00,843 Ladies and gentlemen, 436 00:23:00,921 --> 00:23:02,011 for those of you who have been inquiring, 437 00:23:02,089 --> 00:23:03,379 there will be no filming today 438 00:23:03,465 --> 00:23:05,585 due to unforeseen circumstances. 439 00:23:05,675 --> 00:23:09,295 However, we know you'll enjoy all of our other activities. 440 00:23:09,387 --> 00:23:11,637 Shelley, you finally get your big break to be in a movie, 441 00:23:11,723 --> 00:23:13,023 and the star quits. 442 00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:14,520 Yeah. 443 00:23:14,601 --> 00:23:16,311 Why couldn't doc have held off telling Faye 444 00:23:16,394 --> 00:23:18,654 he didn't want to marry her? 445 00:23:18,730 --> 00:23:20,150 Oh, well, I wouldn't want the doctor 446 00:23:20,232 --> 00:23:22,402 ruining his whole life just so I could be in the movies. 447 00:23:24,861 --> 00:23:27,161 Well, maybe half his life. 448 00:23:27,239 --> 00:23:29,199 We might as well say goodbye to "the dreamboat." 449 00:23:29,282 --> 00:23:30,782 I'm afraid you're right, Bennett. 450 00:23:30,867 --> 00:23:33,077 This time it could take Faye weeks to get out of her mood. 451 00:23:33,161 --> 00:23:34,451 And the budget can't stand that. 452 00:23:34,538 --> 00:23:35,868 And the ship isn't available. 453 00:23:35,956 --> 00:23:37,326 We're fully booked for the season. 454 00:23:37,415 --> 00:23:38,995 And we've run out of vases. 455 00:23:39,084 --> 00:23:41,344 -Marty, Bennett... -Angela. 456 00:23:41,419 --> 00:23:43,669 ...i think I know how to get Faye back in the picture. 457 00:23:43,755 --> 00:23:46,835 -How? -Well [ Laughs ] 458 00:23:46,925 --> 00:23:48,335 Well, it's a rotten thing to do... -Well, come on! 459 00:23:48,426 --> 00:23:50,506 But I know her role and I think it'll work. 460 00:23:50,595 --> 00:23:52,465 Now, merrill, we're gonna need your help. 461 00:23:52,556 --> 00:23:54,056 Anything for you, Angela... 462 00:23:54,141 --> 00:23:55,851 And for the movie. -Good. 463 00:23:55,934 --> 00:23:57,944 Now, here's my plan. 464 00:24:03,900 --> 00:24:07,200 Connect me with miss marsh's cabin, please. 465 00:24:07,279 --> 00:24:08,159 Faye: Yes? 466 00:24:08,238 --> 00:24:11,488 Hello, miss marsh? This is captain stubing. 467 00:24:11,575 --> 00:24:13,695 I was wondering if you might do me the honor 468 00:24:13,785 --> 00:24:16,035 of joining me at the early seating for dinner tonight. 469 00:24:16,121 --> 00:24:18,211 Oh, well, thank you, captain, 470 00:24:18,290 --> 00:24:20,330 but I'm planning to dine alone in my cabin. 471 00:24:20,417 --> 00:24:23,837 Oh, well, I hate to have you do that. 472 00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:26,380 I was hoping you'd be there to beautify my table. 473 00:24:26,464 --> 00:24:27,924 Oh, well, now, 474 00:24:28,008 --> 00:24:30,678 how can I turn down an invitation like that? 475 00:24:30,760 --> 00:24:33,890 Wonderful. I'll pick you up at 6:30. 476 00:24:33,972 --> 00:24:35,472 Ciao. 477 00:24:39,269 --> 00:24:40,439 Early seating dinner is 478 00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:42,440 now being served at the coral dining room. 479 00:24:42,522 --> 00:24:44,112 And in the purser's lobby, the film company 480 00:24:44,191 --> 00:24:45,281 is shooting a scene. 481 00:24:45,358 --> 00:24:46,568 Take your pick! 482 00:24:46,651 --> 00:24:48,861 [ Elevator bell dings ] 483 00:24:48,945 --> 00:24:51,445 -Quiet on the set! [ Indistinct conversations ] 484 00:24:51,531 --> 00:24:53,621 Come on! Work with me, people! 485 00:24:53,700 --> 00:24:55,540 Bennett: All right, folks. This is it. 486 00:24:55,619 --> 00:24:57,909 Arnold: Quiet on the set, please! 487 00:24:57,996 --> 00:25:00,916 Sorry, no one is allowed through while we're shooting. 488 00:25:00,999 --> 00:25:02,629 Come on, I'm sure the last thing you want to do 489 00:25:02,709 --> 00:25:04,419 is watch them shoot. -Well, shoot what? 490 00:25:04,502 --> 00:25:06,592 What on earth is there to shoot? -Roll 'em! 491 00:25:06,671 --> 00:25:09,881 Lights! Cue the music! 492 00:25:09,966 --> 00:25:13,596 [ Dramatic music plays ] 493 00:25:13,678 --> 00:25:15,758 -Hold it! -That's my number. 494 00:25:15,847 --> 00:25:19,387 ♪ If he thinks he can steal the ship out from under me ♪ 495 00:25:19,476 --> 00:25:23,646 ♪ he's got another thing comin' ♪ 496 00:25:23,730 --> 00:25:25,400 ♪ before any bum ♪ 497 00:25:25,482 --> 00:25:27,612 ♪ can steal this from under me ♪ 498 00:25:27,692 --> 00:25:31,742 ♪ I'm gonna do that bum in ♪ 499 00:25:31,821 --> 00:25:35,661 ♪ and I can do more than spout ♪ 500 00:25:35,742 --> 00:25:40,162 ♪ I may be down but not out ♪ 501 00:25:45,168 --> 00:25:47,798 ♪ I may be bruised ♪ 502 00:25:47,879 --> 00:25:50,009 ♪ I may be battered ♪ 503 00:25:50,090 --> 00:25:51,470 ♪ they tell me, "hey, you ♪ 504 00:25:51,549 --> 00:25:52,839 ♪ you're finished, you're through" ♪ 505 00:25:52,926 --> 00:25:55,296 ♪ as if that mattered ♪ 506 00:25:55,387 --> 00:25:58,517 ♪ well, some dreams are shot ♪ 507 00:25:58,598 --> 00:26:01,518 ♪ and some just shattered ♪ 508 00:26:01,601 --> 00:26:08,021 ♪ but I'm still in this race ♪ 509 00:26:08,108 --> 00:26:11,028 ♪ ain't got a cent ♪ 510 00:26:11,111 --> 00:26:13,031 ♪ or a subway token ♪ 511 00:26:13,113 --> 00:26:14,493 ♪ my credit ain't great ♪ 512 00:26:14,572 --> 00:26:15,952 ♪ my financial state ♪ 513 00:26:16,032 --> 00:26:18,372 ♪ is best unspoken ♪ 514 00:26:18,451 --> 00:26:21,791 ♪ well, I may be broke ♪ 515 00:26:21,871 --> 00:26:25,001 ♪ but I ain't broken ♪ 516 00:26:25,083 --> 00:26:29,713 ♪ I'm still in this race ♪ 517 00:26:29,796 --> 00:26:33,376 ♪ I've got friends ♪ 518 00:26:33,466 --> 00:26:36,336 ♪ friend's who'll stick by me ♪ 519 00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:41,848 ♪ that's more than some can say ♪ 520 00:26:41,933 --> 00:26:45,063 ♪ and, friends ♪ 521 00:26:45,145 --> 00:26:47,855 ♪ I ain't cryin' "why me?" ♪ 522 00:26:47,939 --> 00:26:49,319 ♪ startin' right here ♪ 523 00:26:49,399 --> 00:26:50,689 ♪ I'm gettin' in gear ♪ 524 00:26:50,775 --> 00:26:52,855 ♪ I'm on my way ♪ 525 00:26:52,944 --> 00:26:56,534 ♪ may land flat on my duff ♪ 526 00:26:56,614 --> 00:26:59,334 ♪ but I'm no duffer ♪ 527 00:26:59,409 --> 00:27:00,869 ♪ I know when it's rough ♪ 528 00:27:00,952 --> 00:27:02,252 ♪ the track may be tough ♪ 529 00:27:02,329 --> 00:27:06,039 ♪ but I'm much tougher ♪ 530 00:27:06,124 --> 00:27:08,254 ♪ let others say die ♪ 531 00:27:08,335 --> 00:27:14,915 ♪ but this is where I begin ♪ 532 00:27:15,008 --> 00:27:17,838 ♪ 'cause, mister ♪ 533 00:27:17,927 --> 00:27:20,967 ♪ I'm a pro ♪ 534 00:27:21,056 --> 00:27:22,806 ♪ I'm an ace ♪ 535 00:27:22,891 --> 00:27:29,061 ♪ and I ain't settlin' for second place ♪ 536 00:27:29,147 --> 00:27:39,737 ♪ I'm still in this race to w-i-i-i-in ♪ 537 00:27:39,824 --> 00:27:45,584 ♪ to w-i-i-in ♪ 538 00:27:45,663 --> 00:27:51,343 ♪ to w-i-i-i-in ♪ 539 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:57,760 ♪ to win ♪ 540 00:27:57,842 --> 00:28:01,762 [ Music ends ] 541 00:28:01,846 --> 00:28:04,266 Bennett: Cut and print it! 542 00:28:04,349 --> 00:28:06,519 [ Cheers and applause ] 543 00:28:10,355 --> 00:28:12,725 Beautiful. That was beautiful. 544 00:28:12,816 --> 00:28:15,436 Darling, oh, I hope you don't know... 545 00:28:15,527 --> 00:28:17,397 Wonderful! 546 00:28:17,487 --> 00:28:19,947 Angela! Darling! 547 00:28:20,031 --> 00:28:22,991 I not only applaud you and your performance, 548 00:28:23,076 --> 00:28:24,986 but I also applaud dear Marty 549 00:28:25,078 --> 00:28:28,668 and darling Bennett for their cute little act. 550 00:28:28,748 --> 00:28:31,958 F-Faye, darling... What are you talking about? 551 00:28:32,043 --> 00:28:34,843 Now, any fool can see that that camera has no film in it 552 00:28:34,921 --> 00:28:38,301 because if it had film in it, the wheels would be turning. 553 00:28:38,383 --> 00:28:40,553 -Apparently, your wheels weren't turning either 554 00:28:40,635 --> 00:28:42,505 when you thought up this ridiculous ploy. 555 00:28:42,595 --> 00:28:44,005 All right, Faye. All right. 556 00:28:44,097 --> 00:28:46,467 I-I admit it was a foolish thing to do. 557 00:28:46,558 --> 00:28:47,768 But listen... -Foolish? 558 00:28:47,851 --> 00:28:49,731 Foolish is an understatement. 559 00:28:49,811 --> 00:28:52,441 Did you think for a moment that this cheap, little trick 560 00:28:52,522 --> 00:28:54,482 would have me crawling back to you 561 00:28:54,566 --> 00:28:55,976 and your film? -Oh, now, Faye... 562 00:28:56,067 --> 00:28:59,317 Just who do you think Faye marsh is anyway? 563 00:29:00,572 --> 00:29:03,122 Did you honestly believe for a moment 564 00:29:03,199 --> 00:29:06,829 that I would be jealous of some has-been? 565 00:29:06,911 --> 00:29:08,791 [ Murmuring ] -Faye! 566 00:29:11,583 --> 00:29:14,213 Faye! 567 00:29:14,294 --> 00:29:15,714 Save the routines, Angela. 568 00:29:15,795 --> 00:29:17,795 I'm sick and tired of being treated like a child. 569 00:29:17,881 --> 00:29:20,341 Why? That's exactly what you are, 570 00:29:20,425 --> 00:29:22,835 and a spoiled, selfish one at that. 571 00:29:22,927 --> 00:29:25,307 Nothing matters to you except your damned ego. 572 00:29:25,388 --> 00:29:27,348 My ego? And what about yours? 573 00:29:27,432 --> 00:29:29,232 I think the only reason you're so upset 574 00:29:29,309 --> 00:29:31,189 is because I called you a has-been. 575 00:29:31,269 --> 00:29:33,899 I couldn't care less what you call me. 576 00:29:33,980 --> 00:29:36,190 All I care about is that there's a whole group of people 577 00:29:36,274 --> 00:29:38,904 in there whose careers are at your mercy 578 00:29:38,985 --> 00:29:40,355 and one of them happens to be my son. 579 00:29:40,445 --> 00:29:42,695 [ Sighs ] 580 00:29:42,780 --> 00:29:45,200 Well, my apologies, Faye. 581 00:29:45,283 --> 00:29:47,413 How rude of me to waste your time 582 00:29:47,494 --> 00:29:50,964 with something as trivial as other people's lives. 583 00:29:54,626 --> 00:29:56,376 [ Murmuring ] 584 00:29:56,461 --> 00:29:59,211 Angela, what happened out there? 585 00:29:59,297 --> 00:30:03,087 I'm sorry, Marty. She makes me so mad. 586 00:30:03,176 --> 00:30:05,046 I just couldn't control my temper. 587 00:30:05,136 --> 00:30:07,756 Well, I guess this means Faye is not coming back to the picture. 588 00:30:07,847 --> 00:30:10,557 That's exactly what it means. 589 00:30:10,642 --> 00:30:13,392 Unless, of course, you write in a part for Angela. 590 00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:15,768 Well, I mean, anyone who can give a performance 591 00:30:15,855 --> 00:30:19,725 like that twice in one day deserves to be a star. 592 00:30:19,817 --> 00:30:22,487 I love you! Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah! 593 00:30:22,570 --> 00:30:25,740 [ Cheers and applause ] 594 00:30:25,823 --> 00:30:27,373 Terrific! Now, will you trust me? 595 00:30:27,450 --> 00:30:29,410 -I trust you! -All right! 596 00:30:45,051 --> 00:30:47,431 Ladies and gentlemen, we hope you've enjoyed your cruise. 597 00:30:47,512 --> 00:30:49,142 The producers of "dreamboat" 598 00:30:49,222 --> 00:30:51,222 would like to thank the passengers and the crew 599 00:30:51,307 --> 00:30:52,927 for all their help during the filming 600 00:30:53,017 --> 00:30:55,687 and ask that you watch for the release date coming soon. 601 00:30:55,770 --> 00:30:57,940 Please have your passports ready when debarking 602 00:30:58,022 --> 00:31:00,192 and, again, thanks for sailing with us. 603 00:31:02,527 --> 00:31:05,607 And, captain, Marty and I truly want to thank 604 00:31:05,697 --> 00:31:08,487 you and your wonderful crew for all the cooperation 605 00:31:08,575 --> 00:31:10,615 that you gave us in filming a major part of "dreamboat" 606 00:31:10,702 --> 00:31:12,082 on this fabulous ship. 607 00:31:12,161 --> 00:31:13,791 Well, you're more than welcome. And, in fact, 608 00:31:13,871 --> 00:31:15,921 we were all so caught up with the movie, we hate to see you go. 609 00:31:15,999 --> 00:31:17,499 [ Laughs ] Well, I tell ya, 610 00:31:17,584 --> 00:31:21,134 we hate to go, too, 'cause it has been fun. 611 00:31:21,212 --> 00:31:23,302 See you Thursday. 612 00:31:23,381 --> 00:31:25,131 -See you Thursday. -Thursday? 613 00:31:25,216 --> 00:31:27,836 Yes. Oh. Hey, uh, wait. We forgot to tell ya. 614 00:31:27,927 --> 00:31:29,297 We're shooting the finale at the studio. 615 00:31:29,387 --> 00:31:30,507 We want all of you to be in it. 616 00:31:30,597 --> 00:31:32,017 Oh, Marty, really? In the movie. 617 00:31:32,098 --> 00:31:34,978 [ All talking at once ] 618 00:31:35,059 --> 00:31:36,639 We'll see you there. Let's go. Ciao! 619 00:31:36,728 --> 00:31:40,148 [ Talking continues ] 620 00:31:40,231 --> 00:31:42,031 Vicki: Hollywood! I'm so excited! 621 00:31:42,108 --> 00:31:43,818 I hope I don't break out in hives. 622 00:31:43,901 --> 00:31:46,741 Merrill: Here it is, gopher -- the imperial studios. 623 00:31:46,821 --> 00:31:48,661 Gopher: This is it, kids -- the big time. 624 00:31:48,740 --> 00:31:51,080 Julie: Tinseltown, here we come. 625 00:31:54,245 --> 00:31:55,995 Hey, look who's in that car up there! 626 00:31:56,080 --> 00:31:58,830 It's Linda Evans! -Where? Where? 627 00:31:58,916 --> 00:32:01,336 -Mornin', miss Evans. -Morning, Ron. 628 00:32:01,419 --> 00:32:03,129 I'd know her anywhere. That's Linda Evans. 629 00:32:03,212 --> 00:32:05,842 No, it is. It's Linda Evans. 630 00:32:05,923 --> 00:32:08,513 Well, it's not too late for everybody to change their mind 631 00:32:08,593 --> 00:32:10,093 if they don't want to be in the movie. -I don't want to be in the movie. 632 00:32:10,178 --> 00:32:11,348 I want to leave a love letter 633 00:32:11,429 --> 00:32:14,179 in Linda Evans' parking space. -[ Laughs ] I'm captain stubing. 634 00:32:14,265 --> 00:32:16,305 We've been expecting you. Stage two. 635 00:32:16,392 --> 00:32:18,312 -Thank you. -Thank you. Stage two. 636 00:32:18,394 --> 00:32:19,774 Linda's way. 637 00:32:21,773 --> 00:32:24,693 Isaac: There's John Forsythe and Ernest borgnine! 638 00:32:24,776 --> 00:32:27,606 [ All talking at once ] 639 00:32:32,325 --> 00:32:34,575 Hey, I watch you all the time on "dynasty"! 640 00:32:34,661 --> 00:32:36,661 -They're just people, man. -Yeah, but... 641 00:32:36,746 --> 00:32:38,536 -How you doin'? -Hi. 642 00:32:38,623 --> 00:32:40,043 Gopher: Doing a picture over here. 643 00:32:40,124 --> 00:32:42,254 -Look at that. -All the equipment. 644 00:32:42,335 --> 00:32:44,335 Gopher: Very impressive, huh? 645 00:32:44,420 --> 00:32:48,050 Everybody here has lights and everything, too. 646 00:32:48,132 --> 00:32:50,392 Woman: Light up your backing. 647 00:32:52,679 --> 00:32:55,059 -This is exactly like our ship. -Not exactly. 648 00:32:55,139 --> 00:32:56,849 Our ship has more water around it. 649 00:32:56,933 --> 00:32:59,233 Shelley, if you need anything, you let us know. 650 00:32:59,310 --> 00:33:00,850 Okay? You're gonna be just great. 651 00:33:00,937 --> 00:33:03,227 It's a good bit. And you're gonna be wonderful. 652 00:33:03,314 --> 00:33:04,574 [ Chuckles ] 653 00:33:04,649 --> 00:33:05,939 Oh, Isaac! 654 00:33:06,025 --> 00:33:07,685 -Shelley! -Isaac! 655 00:33:07,777 --> 00:33:10,277 Oh, boy. I can't believe it. I'm on a real movie set! 656 00:33:10,363 --> 00:33:11,993 Told ya I'd get ya here, babe. 657 00:33:12,073 --> 00:33:14,743 We told you we'd get you here. 658 00:33:14,826 --> 00:33:16,156 You okay? 659 00:33:18,496 --> 00:33:21,076 I just don't know what to tell Marty. 660 00:33:21,165 --> 00:33:23,415 Maybe you ought to tell him that. 661 00:33:23,501 --> 00:33:28,381 Ignore all the others. And have that girl's hair done. 662 00:33:28,464 --> 00:33:30,434 Better think of something, here he comes. 663 00:33:32,009 --> 00:33:33,429 -Hi, everybody. -Hi, Marty. 664 00:33:33,511 --> 00:33:35,431 Marty: Vicki, doc, captain... 665 00:33:35,513 --> 00:33:37,563 Well, what do you think? -It's fabulous. 666 00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:40,600 The ss dreamboat. 667 00:33:40,685 --> 00:33:42,435 Hi, dreamboat. -Hi. 668 00:33:42,520 --> 00:33:44,060 Uh, would you excuse us for just a minute? 669 00:33:44,147 --> 00:33:45,767 Come here. 670 00:33:48,317 --> 00:33:50,317 Have you -- have you written 671 00:33:50,403 --> 00:33:52,413 that next momentous line of dialogue yet? 672 00:33:52,488 --> 00:33:56,238 I know I love you, Marty. But... 673 00:33:56,325 --> 00:33:58,285 But you don't know if you love me for myself 674 00:33:58,369 --> 00:33:59,749 or because I remind you of Jack? 675 00:33:59,829 --> 00:34:01,369 No, it's not that. 676 00:34:01,456 --> 00:34:03,666 -Then what is it? -It's that. 677 00:34:04,751 --> 00:34:08,211 Maybe I can't make up my mind, 678 00:34:04,751 --> 00:34:08,211 but I can't lie, either. 679 00:34:11,299 --> 00:34:14,299 Well, I've got time. 680 00:34:14,385 --> 00:34:15,795 But would you let me have your answer 681 00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:18,307 before this movie's in its 10th run on television? 682 00:34:18,389 --> 00:34:19,269 [ Chuckles ] 683 00:34:25,396 --> 00:34:28,476 [ Indistinct conversations ] -Quiet on the set, please! 684 00:34:28,566 --> 00:34:31,276 They're all yours. 685 00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:32,950 Ladies and gentlemen, 686 00:34:33,029 --> 00:34:35,279 I want to thank you, first of all, for all of your hard work. 687 00:34:35,364 --> 00:34:37,664 To the captain and his crew, welcome aboard. -Thank you, Bennett. 688 00:34:37,742 --> 00:34:39,292 And we're about to shoot the finale. 689 00:34:39,368 --> 00:34:42,208 Now, every number in the show has been leading up to this one. 690 00:34:42,288 --> 00:34:43,538 Now, I don't want to make you nervous, 691 00:34:43,623 --> 00:34:46,173 but, please, give it all you got. 692 00:34:46,250 --> 00:34:49,300 But most of all, have fun. Let's make it! 693 00:34:49,378 --> 00:34:50,668 -Places, people! -All right. 694 00:34:50,755 --> 00:34:52,415 Light it! 695 00:34:53,883 --> 00:34:56,013 Arnold: And roll 'em. 696 00:35:00,306 --> 00:35:02,726 -Action! [ Dramatic upbeat music plays ] 697 00:35:23,579 --> 00:35:26,539 ♪ Welcome to the dreamboat ♪ 698 00:35:26,624 --> 00:35:29,594 ♪ I am proud to be the captain of the ship ♪ 699 00:35:29,669 --> 00:35:31,499 ♪ it's no ordinary schooner ♪ 700 00:35:31,587 --> 00:35:33,087 ♪ or a steamboat ♪ 701 00:35:33,172 --> 00:35:34,722 ♪ it's a prize, it's a peach ♪ 702 00:35:34,799 --> 00:35:36,589 ♪ it's a Pearl, it's a pip ♪ 703 00:35:36,676 --> 00:35:38,386 ♪ and I say that 'cause it's true ♪ 704 00:35:38,469 --> 00:35:40,009 ♪ not because they told me to ♪ 705 00:35:40,096 --> 00:35:43,716 ♪ or because I am the captain of the ship ♪ 706 00:35:43,808 --> 00:35:46,688 ♪ welcome to the dreamboat ♪ 707 00:35:46,769 --> 00:35:50,059 ♪ I'm the most important member of the crew ♪ 708 00:35:50,147 --> 00:35:53,397 ♪ as the chief bartender on the dreamboat ♪ 709 00:35:53,484 --> 00:35:56,574 ♪ I'm the guy gets ya high with a highball or two ♪ 710 00:35:56,654 --> 00:35:58,454 ♪ so if, god forbid, we sink, 711 00:35:58,531 --> 00:36:00,031 well, at least you've got a drink ♪ 712 00:36:00,116 --> 00:36:03,696 ♪ I'm the most important member of the crew ♪ 713 00:36:03,786 --> 00:36:07,076 ♪ as cruise director, I organize the fun ♪ 714 00:36:07,164 --> 00:36:10,174 ♪ as your purser, I organize the rest ♪ 715 00:36:10,251 --> 00:36:12,211 ♪ but you're free to turn your stateroom 716 00:36:12,295 --> 00:36:13,705 into an everyday room ♪ 717 00:36:13,796 --> 00:36:15,456 ♪ 'cause the fun that we don't organize 718 00:36:15,548 --> 00:36:16,758 turns out to be the best ♪ 719 00:36:16,841 --> 00:36:19,261 ♪ I'm the dreamboat medic ♪ 720 00:36:19,343 --> 00:36:22,893 ♪ and I specialize in troubles of the heart ♪ 721 00:36:22,972 --> 00:36:25,892 ♪ as a medic, I'm very sympathetic ♪ 722 00:36:25,975 --> 00:36:28,095 ♪ treating missus with kisses ♪ 723 00:36:28,185 --> 00:36:29,895 ♪ now, that's quite an art ♪ 724 00:36:29,979 --> 00:36:32,939 ♪ I'm just the captain's daughter ♪ 725 00:36:33,024 --> 00:36:36,114 ♪ and you may think that my clout amounts to zip ♪ 726 00:36:36,193 --> 00:36:37,953 ♪ but when the daughter gives an order, 727 00:36:38,029 --> 00:36:39,609 it's an order ♪ 728 00:36:39,697 --> 00:36:43,117 ♪ when you're the daughter of the captain of the ship ♪ 729 00:36:43,201 --> 00:36:46,451 ♪ as captain and crew of the dreamboat ♪ 730 00:36:46,537 --> 00:36:49,917 ♪ your pleasure is our reward ♪ 731 00:36:49,999 --> 00:36:52,789 ♪ so welcome to the ss dreamboat ♪ 732 00:36:52,877 --> 00:36:58,167 ♪ welcome ab-o-o-oard ♪♪ 733 00:36:58,257 --> 00:37:00,717 [ Music continues ] 734 00:37:13,397 --> 00:37:17,147 ♪ Who's got those deep-as-ocean eyes ♪ 735 00:37:17,234 --> 00:37:20,994 ♪ that sail me straight to paradise ♪ 736 00:37:21,072 --> 00:37:23,992 ♪ my baby, my honey, my sugar ♪ 737 00:37:24,075 --> 00:37:27,535 ♪ my dreamboat ♪ 738 00:37:29,121 --> 00:37:32,961 ♪ who takes me on a thousand trips ♪ 739 00:37:33,042 --> 00:37:36,962 ♪ with one touch of those tender lips? ♪ 740 00:37:37,046 --> 00:37:40,166 ♪ My baby, my honey, my sugar ♪ 741 00:37:40,257 --> 00:37:43,757 ♪ my dreamboat ♪ 742 00:37:45,096 --> 00:37:48,306 ♪ one kiss, and off I am whisked ♪ 743 00:37:48,391 --> 00:37:52,141 ♪ to some tropical shore ♪ 744 00:37:52,228 --> 00:37:54,148 ♪ one look at that face ♪ 745 00:37:54,230 --> 00:37:56,360 ♪ is my passport to places ♪ 746 00:37:56,440 --> 00:38:00,990 ♪ I've never, ever been before ♪ 747 00:38:01,070 --> 00:38:05,030 ♪ I'm really sorry she'll stay at home ♪ 748 00:38:05,116 --> 00:38:09,156 ♪ but, ooh, two can play at home ♪ 749 00:38:09,245 --> 00:38:11,405 ♪ and hey, my baby ♪ 750 00:38:11,497 --> 00:38:14,667 ♪ she plays it right ♪ 751 00:38:14,750 --> 00:38:18,380 ♪ I can't wait for the one ♪ 752 00:38:18,462 --> 00:38:21,172 ♪ that I adore to call ♪ 753 00:38:21,257 --> 00:38:22,547 ♪ 'cause love land ♪ 754 00:38:22,633 --> 00:38:25,093 ♪ is our next port of call ♪ 755 00:38:25,177 --> 00:38:28,057 ♪ when I go sailing off ♪ 756 00:38:28,139 --> 00:38:31,559 ♪ with my dreamboat ♪ 757 00:38:31,642 --> 00:38:38,572 ♪ ton-i-i-ight ♪♪ 758 00:38:38,649 --> 00:38:41,069 [ Music continues ] 759 00:39:22,526 --> 00:39:25,356 [ Music continues ] 760 00:39:44,924 --> 00:39:47,724 [ Up-tempo music plays, feet tapping ] 761 00:39:55,351 --> 00:39:57,771 ♪ I'm takin' the dreamboat ♪ 762 00:39:57,853 --> 00:39:59,153 ♪ to have me some fun ♪ 763 00:39:59,230 --> 00:40:01,650 ♪ no formality, no reality ♪ 764 00:40:01,732 --> 00:40:04,362 ♪ every gal I'd see is the gal for me ♪ 765 00:40:04,443 --> 00:40:07,493 [ Tapping ] 766 00:40:07,571 --> 00:40:11,121 ♪ And then, when it's time to go, when I've had my fun ♪ 767 00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:13,330 ♪ I just tell them, no, the fun's just begun ♪ 768 00:40:13,410 --> 00:40:15,660 ♪ then I'll sail that dreamboat ♪ 769 00:40:15,746 --> 00:40:18,116 ♪ never fail with that dreamboat ♪ 770 00:40:18,207 --> 00:40:22,587 ♪ gonna sail with that dreamboat again ♪ 771 00:40:22,670 --> 00:40:24,340 ♪ yeah ♪♪ 772 00:40:24,422 --> 00:40:26,972 [ Mid-tempo music plays ] 773 00:40:30,052 --> 00:40:32,682 ♪ Let's do the dreamboat samba ♪ 774 00:40:32,763 --> 00:40:35,643 ♪ it's a rhythm all but new ♪ 775 00:40:35,724 --> 00:40:37,184 ♪ what a time we'll have ♪ 776 00:40:37,268 --> 00:40:38,558 ♪ ay caramba ♪ 777 00:40:38,644 --> 00:40:40,104 ♪ every move of the ship ♪ 778 00:40:40,187 --> 00:40:41,517 ♪ puts a sway in your hip ♪ 779 00:40:41,605 --> 00:40:44,475 ♪ keep your tango, keep your rumba ♪ 780 00:40:44,567 --> 00:40:47,357 ♪ no, a cha-cha-cha won't do ♪ 781 00:40:47,444 --> 00:40:49,034 ♪ 'cause when the moon is bright ♪ 782 00:40:49,113 --> 00:40:50,493 ♪ and you hold me tight ♪ 783 00:40:50,573 --> 00:40:51,873 ♪ and the rhythm's right ♪ 784 00:40:51,949 --> 00:40:53,409 ♪ then it's out of sight ♪ 785 00:40:53,492 --> 00:40:56,872 ♪ that's in the dreamboat samba, the dreamboat samba ♪ 786 00:40:56,954 --> 00:40:59,794 ♪ dreamboat samba with you ♪♪ 787 00:40:59,874 --> 00:41:02,464 [ Whimsical music plays ] 788 00:41:09,425 --> 00:41:11,585 Both: ♪ we're dear friends ♪ 789 00:41:11,677 --> 00:41:13,547 ♪ nothing can tear us apart ♪ 790 00:41:13,637 --> 00:41:16,217 ♪ sincere friends ♪ 791 00:41:16,307 --> 00:41:18,227 ♪ always been there from the start ♪ 792 00:41:18,309 --> 00:41:22,059 ♪ two ships on the sea of life ♪ 793 00:41:22,146 --> 00:41:24,396 ♪ if I'm in a mess, I never lose hope ♪ 794 00:41:24,481 --> 00:41:27,231 ♪ just one s.O.S., and she throws me a rope ♪ 795 00:41:27,318 --> 00:41:29,608 ♪ pals, chums, friends ♪ 796 00:41:29,695 --> 00:41:31,065 ♪ don't ever lose 'em ♪ 797 00:41:31,155 --> 00:41:34,275 ♪ each on the other depends ♪ 798 00:41:34,366 --> 00:41:35,696 ♪ what a twosome ♪ 799 00:41:35,784 --> 00:41:38,124 ♪ if I hit a rock and I'm starting to sink ♪ 800 00:41:38,204 --> 00:41:40,834 ♪ who helps me out? ♪ 801 00:41:38,204 --> 00:41:40,834 ♪ Let me think ♪ 802 00:41:40,915 --> 00:41:46,915 ♪ that's why we're dear friends ♪ 803 00:41:57,848 --> 00:42:00,388 ♪ So what if we have the occasional fight? ♪ 804 00:42:00,476 --> 00:42:03,096 ♪ It's over as soon as you say that I'm right ♪ 805 00:42:03,187 --> 00:42:11,947 ♪ that's why we're dear friends ♪ 806 00:42:13,989 --> 00:42:15,949 [ Ting! ] 807 00:42:16,033 --> 00:42:18,873 [ Dramatic upbeat music plays ] 808 00:42:30,214 --> 00:42:33,594 ♪ Let's chase those blahs and blues away ♪ 809 00:42:33,676 --> 00:42:36,926 ♪ let's pack our bags and cruise away ♪ 810 00:42:37,012 --> 00:42:43,272 ♪ let's hope there's a trip on the ship called the dreamboat ♪ 811 00:42:43,352 --> 00:42:46,402 ♪ the moment that you step aboard ♪ 812 00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:49,650 ♪ you'll find a world that's unexplored ♪ 813 00:42:49,733 --> 00:42:56,283 ♪ oh, heaven on earth is a berth on the dreamboat ♪ 814 00:42:56,365 --> 00:43:01,745 ♪ each night beneath the light of a million stars ♪ 815 00:43:01,829 --> 00:43:05,419 ♪ adrift on the blue, with romance in view ♪ 816 00:43:05,499 --> 00:43:09,339 ♪ we'll dance to the music of soft guitars ♪ 817 00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:12,760 ♪ and as the dawn begins to glow ♪ 818 00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:15,680 ♪ back to our cabin we will go ♪ 819 00:43:15,759 --> 00:43:20,809 ♪ we'll know the course we chart, and it's right ♪ 820 00:43:20,889 --> 00:43:23,929 [ Indistinct singing ] 821 00:43:30,566 --> 00:43:36,566 ♪ As we go sailing off on our dreamboat ♪ 822 00:43:36,655 --> 00:43:41,905 ♪ ton-i-i-i-ight ♪ 823 00:43:41,994 --> 00:43:44,664 [ Music ends ] 824 00:43:52,713 --> 00:43:54,723 ♪♪ 825 00:43:54,798 --> 00:43:58,718 [ Light laughter ] 826 00:43:58,802 --> 00:44:01,222 I can't believe we were actually in a movie! 827 00:44:01,305 --> 00:44:03,095 Acting in front of a camera... 828 00:44:03,182 --> 00:44:04,222 Next time, I hope to direct. 829 00:44:04,308 --> 00:44:06,728 You know, those lights were hotter than I thought. 830 00:44:06,810 --> 00:44:07,850 Any decision? 831 00:44:07,936 --> 00:44:09,556 I don't want to direct. 832 00:44:09,646 --> 00:44:10,936 [ Chuckles softly ] 833 00:44:11,023 --> 00:44:13,283 I still don't know. 834 00:44:13,359 --> 00:44:17,239 It may mean I'm not emotionally mature enough for marriage. 835 00:44:17,321 --> 00:44:20,071 Or that you're wise enough not to be pressured into an answer. 836 00:44:20,157 --> 00:44:22,077 [ Horn honks ] 837 00:44:22,159 --> 00:44:24,119 They're waiting. 838 00:44:24,787 --> 00:44:27,037 [ Indistinct conversations ] 839 00:44:27,122 --> 00:44:29,832 One, two, three, four, five, six. 840 00:44:29,917 --> 00:44:35,457 Wow. I've never seen so many movie stars in one car! 841 00:44:35,547 --> 00:44:37,257 -♪ What actors ♪ -♪ what troupers ♪ 842 00:44:37,341 --> 00:44:39,221 -♪ no boners ♪ -♪ no bloopers ♪ 843 00:44:39,301 --> 00:44:42,931 Together: ♪ we sure make one heck of a team ♪ 844 00:44:43,013 --> 00:44:46,893 ♪ we really were in the movies ♪ 845 00:44:46,975 --> 00:44:50,095 ♪ it wasn't a dream ♪